i get asked a lot if certain breast sizes or shapes are “normal” and let me tell you right now, the answer is basically always “yes”!
we only see one shape of breasts on tv (think C-D cup “HBO titties”) and maybe two or three types in porn if you see porn, and maybe 3-4 types in contemporary and historical art. and this sucks because it makes everyone else feel like their boobs are weird. they’re probably not weird.
I don’t think I’ll ever be over Defunctland’s last name being Perjurer. Mind-bogglingly intense and thorough research, and this fucker’s name is Person Who Makes Shit Up.
Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement. I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor; can meet you any moment. You need not die today. Stay here–through pout or pain or peskyness. Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow. Graves grow no green that you can use. Remember, green’s your color. You are Spring.
ALT
